He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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