I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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