do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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