sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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