Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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How's work?
Spinning.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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