Christians are straight up FREAKS
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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