I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All the doctor said was why
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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