kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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