Me. At least after what I've been through.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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