Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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