It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
and she was petting her beer can
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she pinky promised me she was 18
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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