If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I wear drunk well.
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