is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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