well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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