Cold hands, warm shart.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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