she was so not down for the gang bang
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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