sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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