somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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