just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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