Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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