Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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