i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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