Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize