Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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