so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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