You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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