brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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