I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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