so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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