the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize