He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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