Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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