just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize