Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize