just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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