yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
did you just send me my own nude
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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