I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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