I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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