do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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