apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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