Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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