I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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