so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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