Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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