its not stalking. its research.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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