i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she pinky promised me she was 18
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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