Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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