Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So. Much. Porn.
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