We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You almost got us killed.
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