It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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